Funny Quotes de Espana

"My kids are going to wear burlap sacks from the day their born. They won't wear anything else until they can say, 'Daddy, I don't want to wear this burlap sack anymore, it's itchy.'"

~Ben, pointing out the how frivilous clothes are for kids


"I love little naked boys, but not in pedophilic kinda way."

~Nicole, pointing to a cute little naked boy on the beach



"This is the gay area, but it is fun for everyone else as well."

~Javier, our Professor, drawing a map of the best party places in Madrid



"Yeah you'll help me, you'll help me to DIE!"

~Paula telling us about last years group of students



"How do you say...tits? Oh, is that not correct? Sorry, I only know the dirty american slang."

~Paco, our art history Professor, pointing at the breast of an ancient statue.